Gluma cu jidani

A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper.

A friend of his, who happened to be in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.

Very upset, he approached him and said:

'Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?'

Moshe replied, 'I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find?

- Jews being persecuted,

- Israel being attacked,

- Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage,

- Jews living in poverty…

- I got so depressed!

So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find?

- Jews own all the banks,

- Jews control the media,

- Jews are all rich and powerful,

- Jews rule the world.

- The news is so much better!'